How the Grinch stole christmas

The creepiest creature I've ever seen, in fact when I first watched the film and saw Jim Carrey as that repulsive green mutant I barely managed to keep my cool and stop myself from screaming and running out plus I had nightmares.  I personally didn't really enjoy the Grinch but I have to say it's good for small/young children. I really don't understand all the people in it, I mean they've had something done with their face that makes them look mega-scary, well what's the problem with normal people's faces are they too old and out of fashion? I think they should make a new version of the Grinch where he just does stuff like beat carol singers to death and stuff like that. I rate The Grinch a "decent" BUT that's only if you're of an age of about ten or older, if you're younger than ten then you'll probably quite enjoy it, MERRY CHRISTMAS LOSERS!!!

World War Z

I Thoroughly enjoyed World War Z a lot but it wasn't very realistic, if you get bitten by a zombie you don't turn in twelve seconds, it takes about twenty four hours which is multiplied by seven thousand two hundred and zombies don't have amazing strength, in fact they have less than humans. There is many more unrealistic stuff but that's not what this blog's about (anyway every zombie movie is unrealistic.) I quite like how they didn't actually find a cure for the zombies, they just had a "camouflage" which was basically just a medicine that makes the person who takes some invisible\unnoticed by the undead. World War Z was a great production that I will rate an "awesome." (Six out of seven.) And by the way, how in hell could any creatures with human origin climb on top of each other like that. They're humans, not ants!!!

Skyfall

FINALLY, a James Bond movie featuring Daniel Craig that isn't a "fifteen", I have to say I'm not a big fan of Bond films but this one was exceptionally good especially the amazing chase at the beginning that was so good that it could have just been the whole movie itself. The one and only thing I don't like about this Bond production is the song, Adele has ruined, and I mean ruined, the film. IT IS A HORRIFIC SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(my fingers are probably going to drop off from all the !'s) I hereby declare Skyfall a "pretty good."

The Men who stare at goats

When I watched the men who stare at goats I adored it, it was funny, clever, entertaining and a whole lot of other suff! They did this great joke in the movie when George Clooney told Ewan McGregor (who acted as Obi Wan Kenobi in Star Wars) "you must be a Jedi!", which is the best subtle joke ever. I decided to put this picture on the blog because it has proof that this is a funny movie, it does that thing where they have a slight joke on the DVD cover that makes you think that it's sophisticated, funny and clever, can you see it? (at the top where it has all the actors written it says at the end "and goat" sorry if it's too small to see by the way) which, to me, immediately makes me think that they're all geniuses. So I'm going to rate "the men who stare at goats" an "Awesome."

Life of Pi

Life of Pi is one of the best movies I've seen in my whole life. No joke. I honestly want to give Ang Lee (the Director) a massive hug. The bits where Pi is in the boat and there are loads of storms it makes you feel so filled with suspense that you exude in every possible way (sorry about that description.) I was quite disappointed that the story is fictional (when my sister read the book she didn't realise it was fictional half way through it!) I actually now want it to happen to someone just so I can watch the film knowing it all actually happened to someone which would make it all the more better (like the Danny Boyle movie "127 hours".) So basically my point is that the only possible way this production could be better is if it really happened and the only way to make that happen is to be God so the conclusion is no one can improve this film except God (or perhaps Quentin Tarantino!) I will rate Life of Pi an "EPIC" which is the best rating possible!!!